6th street etiquette by Obi
(So here are my 10 commandments you must know before heading to 6th Street.)

10. No smart person would ever park on 6th street. WHY? By the time you return to that car, hundreds of people have already sat on it, and vomit will be sprinkled around it.

9. The only after hours club in Austin are IHOP, Taco Cabana, and Club W a.k.a. Whataburger.

8. “Leslie”… Austin’s favorite transgender homeless guy; he’s actually not homeless …Save your dollar.

7. If your pick-up line to a girl on 6th street is to yell at her “HEY!” or simply grabbing her …you have officially cock-blocked yourself. You should probably just go home.

6. If you pick a fight thinking the crowd surrounding y’all will break it up, you’re in for a rude awakening. They are only there cause they don’t want anyone to block their view from what is about to happen next.

5. If you have a hot girl with you downtown, it is a 90% chance guys will hit on her, deal with it. There is thin line between defending her and being stupid. Hope you can see it.

4. Don’t walk without your shoes on! Not doing this basically broadcast that you don’t care about your life. Just because the pavement in front of the “Blind Pig” looked clean doesn’t mean the pavement by “Aquarium” is also.

3. If you ask for someone’s opinion on the hottest club and he/she respond Vice Night Club. You need to ask someone else. That person didn’t know what the fuck he/she is talkin’ about.

2. Know your restrooms. Have an escape route planned for when you need to perform a #2. I know where all the best restrooms downtown are located but I’m not about to tell you so you can fuck it up. 6th street is one of the few places where urinating in an alley isn’t a last resort.

1. Watch your surroundings! Can’t stress that enough. On any given night, that argument across the street will soon evolve you. Hover in the same spot for too long, eventually you will get sucked into a fight involving you disrespecting some chick named Marie!