Suuuuup!
Its ya boy Craig Allen checkn in, i always get hella excited when im bout to write something on Thefeedbak.com , so as a reminder be sure to remind your friends to hop on the site and share a little somthin about their nightlife experience. Im always curious to hear what our females have to say, so don’t be shy baby, get them fingers moving to the beat! 🙂
Ok ima switch it up today, because Bak and I had a crazy experience the other night while we were out lol. There was this cat who was jus WAY OVER THE TOP and if i had video of this dude i wouldn’t even need to be writing this shit right now, i would just let y’all press play and laugh at his ass, but bottom line is here are some things we witness that made him The Too Much Dude…
- Ok nigga if u show up dressed like a mixture of G-Unit and No Limits entourage. You are Too Much dude.
- You tryna up ya girl game by hittn on every girl before THEY even start pre-gaming, You are Too Much dude.
- If you’re not a real rapper but you lip sing EVERY rap song that come on and doin fake performances in the middle of the party like you wrote the GOT DAMN song. You are Too Much dude.
- I don’t care what nobody say, if yo u still wearin creme colored jeans and tryna sag em low and look at OTHA niggas extra hard’. Cmon Son lol. You are Too Much dude. Creme color jeans ain’t been in style since Kelly Clarkson signed her first record deal.
- If you check your phone every five minutes and be yellin out loud every time someone be textn you like “Damn this bitch keep textn me!” jus so we can think you are more important than what you really are?!? You are Too Much dude.
- If a girl just politely asks you how are you? But you reply to her wit some nut ass answer like “I’m gettn to this money ma” nigga please and YES You are Too Much dude.
- If u walkn around wit some sneakers i know i can probably get at footlocker, but you telln everybody else at the party how rare they are like they made outta elephant skin or some shit, guess what? You are Too Much dude.
- If u rep a frat, but tryna line dances at places that DON’T EVEN require yo Too much ass to be doin the dance at, you are Too Much dude.
- When ya mans that you came to the party wit is is wearing a Nautica jacket but is lookn around the room like we jealous because he got that old ass Tevin Cambell coat on, yea u guessed it, You are Too Much dude.
- Last but not least, if you offerin OTHER niggas Triple Sec lol like its what men should drink straight anyway…Beat it NERD!! because You are Too Much dude.
All this was provided by that one night out, and if you know someone who is that TOO MUCH DUDE, don’t hesitate to get him help, if not your whole night will be a fuckn circus and you don’t want that TRUST me.
Peace and Love
11. If u keep turnin’ the speakers all the way up, even tho they’re only cheap regular computer speakers and the sound gets saturated, yet u still insist on rappin over them, you’re TOO MUCH dude!
12. I don’t get the whole wearing shades in the club. At least there is some diverse lighting, different colors, intensities and stuff to set a mood. But if you wear shades at a party inside an apartment and the lighting is just 3 regular light bulbs on the kitchen ceiling, ain’t no mood set. You are just TOO MUCH dude!
13. If you can remember every detail about a lame ass nigga you….. naw j/k.
‘Ppreciate the change of pace, and creative effort in this post. Niggas is hella phunny. When they young I let’em live and they get a pass. However I know at least one cat my age that falls all over this category. At least three of the criteria I can site off hand.
This was clever and timely, but where in the world did yall go?
…..and Bak I don’t care what Craig says…keep rappin!!! ……and I’ma keep saggin but believe they shall be blue!
Piece Yall
He he triple sec!
lol nah, not every single thing on this list was about ole boy, jus pulled alot of creativity and maybe some shit i have done, you will neva know :)…I cant give you the where-a-bouts of where we were, but if u see me out, i will definitely tell you haha.
Which is the main reason i had to be creative on this one becuase i didnt want to put the EXACTS of what happened so nobody coulda read it and been like “That nigga talkn bout us!” lol so alot of this was jus creativity of the mind.
Yeah I gathered, not too many cat’s rockin camo on the reg. *wink*
14. If you approach a group of guys that you dont know and start freestyle battleing thinking THIS IS IT, this is where I’m about to get my record contract…YOU ARE TOO MUCH DUDE! p.s. we can’t hear half the shit your saying anyways.