I stand here up on my soap box because I don’t have a stage with a pole. However, if I did, I wouldn’t have to tell a fool to “back the fuck up and get off my ass, can’t you see I am dancing?”

What is up with you guys just thinking you can just walk up to any lady dancing and put your thing up on her and start grinding? It’s not cute. ESPECIALLY, if you aren’t!!!!….And to top it off can’t dance…like me…key word, yep…like ME. At least keep up.

And don’t be DRUNK when you come up to park your arms up on my shoulders. Your ass is heavy and I’m wearing heels trying to support my rack and junk; I don’t need your slinky ass all over mine.

Fellas, if you see a pretty little thing dancin’ and you want to dance with her… Then ASK… It’s only respectful and nice. Like how gentlemen asked back in the day, “May I have this dance?” And don’t get all butt hurt when she says no. Find you some other pretty little thing to dance with. She’s probably doing you a favor. 😉