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It’s Called Bar Etiquette, People!

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I don’t mind a crowded bar. People are just hanging out waiting to be served because the bar is busy. But if it’s crowded because people are hanging at the bar even when they’re not ordering, that’s gotta be the most annoying thing ever! “But I don’t have anywhere to put my drink down.” I don’t care. Go find a ...

An Unlucky Patron at The Park

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It’s Monday evening on the north side of Austin TX. I’m sitting at a table on the westside facing patio of The Park, in a fairly nice area of the Domain. As I look around I can see decorated buildings of upscale shopping and eateries along the walkways to bring patrons of all walks of life into the area to ...

The Sundresses Must Go

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The weather is changing around these parts, and with that said different considerations need to be taken into account when choosing attire for going out. In Austin this change is usually not as welcome as it is in other places, and I’ve attempted to transcribe the feeling in lyric form with this original poem… As summer sun begins to fade ...

A Hip Hop State of Mind

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When discussing hip hop over the past few years a couple of the favorite words in my vocabulary have been “f*!#” and “you”, but I have been trying to expand my vocab on the matter. Like the other day when this gentleman that I know said that “Rakim was overrated“, I wanted to put my two favorite words into action ...

New York, New York

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Saaaaap! I keep thinking my move to New York in late December will be the easiest thing I have ever done. Welp! Turns out it prolly will be the hardest thing I have ever done, and for obvious reasons lol. The nightlife will be cool out in Brooklyn where I am moving, it’s kinda like Austin actually out in Washington ...

Door Slam Music

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People go out for various reasons A special occasion like a birthday or a bachelorette party (*Clickety Clack*), You’re bored and don’t want to be home alone, You’ve worked hard all week and you deserve to let loose, You just want to get drunk, You want to get laid, All of the above. I left out one important incentive on ...

Animosity or Sympathy? Your Choice

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This is an amazing and beautiful world we live in, better yet an even more spectacular town we have chosen to live our days in. To share and explore every crevice of our emotional roller coasters with the people of this town is a glory to behold. But there are the times when those emotions are hostile and bitter and ...

B****, Where’s My Money?

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I recently came back from a trip to Miami Beach that was embarrassingly expensive and ridiculous on so many levels– but that story or at least part of it deserves a post of its own… and it will happen in due time. Anyways, back to the real topic of this post … Between my regular womanly maintenance activities and the ...

Wash Yo Hands!

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Waddup, Look there are plenty of things I wish I could turn back the hands of time on to become a betta person in life. But at least i know how to stick wit da basics and WASH MY HANDS when I’m done in the bathroom. I was out this past weekend at this one spot and its bad enough ...

I Don’t Care How Bad It Hurts

dirtyfeet

I am so tired of seeing women not wearing shoes downtown at the end of the night. They walk barefoot on the nasty ass streets of Austin, where people piss, spit, puke, and even shit. 1 word: HEPATITIS! And now my 8 words of advise: PUT YO SHOES BACK ON YO FEET BITCH! I don’t care how bad it hurts, ...

Can you please NOT touch me?

Dancefloor_Girls

No, this doesn’t refer to that creepy guy who feels comfortable grabbing or touching you in the club….it’s to ANYONE who can’t seem to be able to keep within their own space on the dance floor. I was actually kicked out of a club in Vegas a few months ago (which is funny b/c I was actually the guest of ...

Segways and ROT Rally?

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Waddup! Crazy weekend wit dat Rot Rally huh? I’m not even gonna bullshit, I’ma get right to da point. Im all about sight seein’ and enjoyin’ everything Austin has to offer, but there is a line.

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