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FDBK Ep. 041 – Laurel, Bottles, and The Hope Kings

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Laurel Goddard has been working in the service industry for years, as a cocktail waitress and now as bottle service. She gives you her side of the story when it comes to dealing with bottle service: Her background in the service industry The Summit: the set up, the crowd, the music The bottle service process for her perspective What people ...

“POETIC DRUNK-NESS” Part 4

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AUSTIN CITY LIMITS. 2 weekends of great music, interesting people, and best of all…drunk bitches in bathrooms (or port-a-pottys) with markers! Hope yall had a great ACL!!!   Side note: last picture is courtesy of a friend, I did not take that photo, but thought it was funny

“POETIC DRUNK-NESS” Part 3

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Saturday, October the 4th, was my BIRTHDAY!!!!! LIBRAS! Damn sure do not feel like working this week…or ever. I do not remember finding these this weekend, but apparently I did! ENJOY!!!

“POETIC DRUNK-NESS” Part 2

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 Sex and Drugs: Here are a few quotes from inebriated individuals that should bring a little sunshine to your life… Have a great week!

Concert Douchebaggery

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Hi there. I’m that quiet person you didn’t notice, or the person singing along with the song, or maybe I’m dancing to the music. All these things are appropriate at a concert. If you are doing anything else… you’re doing it wrong.  If you have a friend that wants to take a picture or two during a concert… cool… if ...

“POETIC DRUNK-NESS” Part 1

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 I don’t know about you all, but it is hard to find motivation to go back to the work week after a weekend of enjoying all that Austin has to offer. I usually find inspiration in famous quotes I find online, but recently realized some of the best quotes I remember are the ones I’ve read in the bathroom stalls ...

It’s Called Bar Etiquette, People!

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I don’t mind a crowded bar. People are just hanging out waiting to be served because the bar is busy. But if it’s crowded because people are hanging at the bar even when they’re not ordering, that’s gotta be the most annoying thing ever! “But I don’t have anywhere to put my drink down.” I don’t care. Go find a ...

An Unlucky Patron at The Park

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It’s Monday evening on the north side of Austin TX. I’m sitting at a table on the westside facing patio of The Park, in a fairly nice area of the Domain. As I look around I can see decorated buildings of upscale shopping and eateries along the walkways to bring patrons of all walks of life into the area to ...

The Sundresses Must Go

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The weather is changing around these parts, and with that said different considerations need to be taken into account when choosing attire for going out. In Austin this change is usually not as welcome as it is in other places, and I’ve attempted to transcribe the feeling in lyric form with this original poem… As summer sun begins to fade ...

A Hip Hop State of Mind

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When discussing hip hop over the past few years a couple of the favorite words in my vocabulary have been “f*!#” and “you”, but I have been trying to expand my vocab on the matter. Like the other day when this gentleman that I know said that “Rakim was overrated“, I wanted to put my two favorite words into action ...

New York, New York

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Saaaaap! I keep thinking my move to New York in late December will be the easiest thing I have ever done. Welp! Turns out it prolly will be the hardest thing I have ever done, and for obvious reasons lol. The nightlife will be cool out in Brooklyn where I am moving, it’s kinda like Austin actually out in Washington ...

Door Slam Music

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People go out for various reasons A special occasion like a birthday or a bachelorette party (*Clickety Clack*), You’re bored and don’t want to be home alone, You’ve worked hard all week and you deserve to let loose, You just want to get drunk, You want to get laid, All of the above. I left out one important incentive on ...

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